From: Lucy@mysterious.com

To: clare@finis.com; adele@biteme.com;

maddie@crimepays.com

Subject: singles.com date

Hey all,

Tonight is my last Internet coffee date. His name is hardluvnman. I pray he has his teeth.

Wish me luck,

Lucy

From: clare@finis.com

To: Lucy@mysterious.com; adele@biteme.com; maddie@crimepays.com

Lucy,

Good luck with your research. Hopefully he has his own teeth and own hair and remembers to brush both.

Clare

From: adele@biteme.com

To: Lucy@mysterious.com; clare@finis.com; maddie@crimepays.com

Looking forward to hearing all about Lucy’s hardluvnman.

Adele

P.S. What kind of guy calls himself hardluvnman? Is he compensating for something?

From: maddie@crimepays.com

To: adele@biteme.com; Lucy@mysterious.com; clare@finis.com

Lucy,

For God’s sakes don’t do it. Serial killers lurk on those online dating sites. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for them. Next thing you know, some guy is wearing your head for a hat.

Love,

Maddie